Donald Trump Vows to Build Fourth Wall, Make Audience Pay for It

HOLLYWOOD, CA – After a recent tour of Universal Studios, Donald Trump told his supporters at a press conference, “It’s a disgrace in there. Every stage I saw has only three walls. I love Hollywood, but that’s no way to run a business. You can’t run a business with missing walls.” Trump was informed that […]

Watch My Show

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”) Oh, YouTube is rather frightening, Watch people get hit by lightning, Better upload my video Watch my show! Watch my show! Watch my show! There are people who do dumb things, Even people who cannot sing. If you want one that’s full of win Think again! Think again! […]

Star Wars: The Force Remakens

Or “A New Hype” Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! The Force Spoilers! Han Solo Spoilers! This is a line Spoilers! I’m a doctor, not a spoiler Spoilers Did I mention spoilers? I’ve seen some of the Star Wars movies, but I’m not exactly a big fan of the franchise. I recently had the chance […]