Watch My Show

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”) Oh, YouTube is rather frightening, Watch people get hit by lightning, Better upload my video Watch my show! Watch my show! Watch my show! There are people who do dumb things, Even people who cannot sing. If you want one that’s full of win Think again! Think again! […]

“O Christmas Tree” Rewrite

This was one of my earliest rewrites; although, I didn’t actually write it down back then. Basically this is one of the earliest parody attempts I remember doing, but I still remember the words. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, How ever brown your branches. We bought you in the early fall. We didn’t water […]

Twelve Days of Pragmatic Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me a burger with some french fries On the second day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me two socks that go together …and a burger with some french fries On the third day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me three bars of soap […]