This was one of my earliest rewrites; although, I didn’t actually write it down back then. Basically this is one of the earliest parody attempts I remember doing, but I still remember the words.
O Christmas tree,
O Christmas tree,
How ever brown your branches.
We bought you in the early fall.
We didn’t water you at all.
O Christmas tree,
O Christmas tree,
Why did you have to die?
Edward Antonym 