Christmas Movies Summed Up in Four Lines of Poetry

A time for laughter A time for fun Time to ask Santa For a new BB gun. If your family doesn’t know That you’re left alone Do your best to protect From burglars your home. Way up in Vermont Where snow is so white Yet it’s not seen at all Until the last sight A […]

What’s the Point of Giving Gifts?

What do I want for Christmas? What should I get my family? Which store carries what I’m looking for? This is the time of year when many of us ask those and many other similar questions. From the day after Thanksgiving until Christmas Eve each year, people spend so much time and energy looking for […]

Donald Trump Vows to Build Fourth Wall, Make Audience Pay for It

HOLLYWOOD, CA – After a recent tour of Universal Studios, Donald Trump told his supporters at a press conference, “It’s a disgrace in there. Every stage I saw has only three walls. I love Hollywood, but that’s no way to run a business. You can’t run a business with missing walls.” Trump was informed that […]

The Chapter on Change

Let me say right off the bat that after 5+ years of working nights at the same location, I will soon begin working a daytime job somewhere new! The short version is this past week I was offered a daytime job, which I accepted. For a while I’ve hated working nights and how it’s impacted […]

Wake Me from This Overnightmare

I mentioned in at least one other post that that I work overnights and some of its effects; I’ve been at the same place with basically the same schedule for a little over five years. Well, I’m tired of working nights, and I’m just tired from working nights. So much of the time I’m physically […]

Decade of Driving

I’ve been driving for ten years now (January 25, 2006); I got my permit shortly after turning 21 and my license just before turning 23. I used to walk or ride a bike places, both of which come with their own challenges, but learning to drive definitely opened up some doors and brought some sense […]