Why Astrological Signs Are Equine Excrement

Have you ever heard someone when talking about birthdays use any form of the wording “you are *insert zodiac sign*” and then proceed to talk about the how and why of someone’s personality based solely on that information? But what happens if someone diverts from the expectations of a specific sign’s description? In other words, […]

15 Recommended* Ways To Spend New Year’s Eve

This is something I wrote several years ago, but it’s become something of a tradition for me to share it each year. 15 Recommended* Ways To Spend New Year’s Eve …And Have Fun Doing It Too! Sleep the day away: When you wake up, it will be a whole new year. Write poetry. “New Year” […]

Watch My Show

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”) Oh, YouTube is rather frightening, Watch people get hit by lightning, Better upload my video Watch my show! Watch my show! Watch my show! There are people who do dumb things, Even people who cannot sing. If you want one that’s full of win Think again! Think again! […]

Star Wars: The Force Remakens

Or “A New Hype” Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! The Force Spoilers! Han Solo Spoilers! This is a line Spoilers! I’m a doctor, not a spoiler Spoilers Did I mention spoilers? I’ve seen some of the Star Wars movies, but I’m not exactly a big fan of the franchise. I recently had the chance […]

“O Christmas Tree” Rewrite

This was one of my earliest rewrites; although, I didn’t actually write it down back then. Basically this is one of the earliest parody attempts I remember doing, but I still remember the words. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, How ever brown your branches. We bought you in the early fall. We didn’t water […]

‘Twas the Rewrite Before Christmas

Video: Po-Ed-ic Justice: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas Original Poem “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement Clarke Moore ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; Except there was someone wrapping last-minute gifts Trying to be silent but trying to be swift. The […]

Twelve Days of Pragmatic Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me a burger with some french fries On the second day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me two socks that go together …and a burger with some french fries On the third day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me three bars of soap […]

For Better or Worse, Five Years Ago Changed My Life

I just recently completed five years at my current place of employment, and I thought I’d answer a question once posed by a friend. I actually started this thought process some time ago, but I figured this would be a fitting occasion to share my thoughts on the subject. What have I learned from my […]