Christmas Movies Summed Up in Four Lines of Poetry

A time for laughter A time for fun Time to ask Santa For a new BB gun. If your family doesn’t know That you’re left alone Do your best to protect From burglars your home. Way up in Vermont Where snow is so white Yet it’s not seen at all Until the last sight A […]

What’s the Point of Giving Gifts?

What do I want for Christmas? What should I get my family? Which store carries what I’m looking for? This is the time of year when many of us ask those and many other similar questions. From the day after Thanksgiving until Christmas Eve each year, people spend so much time and energy looking for […]

Watch My Show

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”) Oh, YouTube is rather frightening, Watch people get hit by lightning, Better upload my video Watch my show! Watch my show! Watch my show! There are people who do dumb things, Even people who cannot sing. If you want one that’s full of win Think again! Think again! […]

“O Christmas Tree” Rewrite

This was one of my earliest rewrites; although, I didn’t actually write it down back then. Basically this is one of the earliest parody attempts I remember doing, but I still remember the words. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, How ever brown your branches. We bought you in the early fall. We didn’t water […]

‘Twas the Rewrite Before Christmas

Video: Po-Ed-ic Justice: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas Original Poem “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement Clarke Moore ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; Except there was someone wrapping last-minute gifts Trying to be silent but trying to be swift. The […]

Twelve Days of Pragmatic Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me a burger with some french fries On the second day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me two socks that go together …and a burger with some french fries On the third day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me three bars of soap […]