A time for laughter
A time for fun
Time to ask Santa
For a new BB gun.

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If your family doesn’t know
That you’re left alone
Do your best to protect
From burglars your home.

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Way up in Vermont
Where snow is so white
Yet it’s not seen at all
Until the last sight

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A toy super cool
Was promised to get
Many antics so crazy
And Sinbad were met

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His wish was granted
He hadn’t been born
But life without him
Was truly forlorn

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Past, present, and future
The one thing that stays
People won’t miss you
If you don’t change your ways

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Try to steal Christmas
You won’t get away
‘Cause your heart will increase
To three sizes that day

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Came face-to-face
With the man in suit red
You take his place
Since you made him dead.

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Born as a human
Yet raised as an elf
Went to find his family
Met Zooey Deschanel

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Santa’s not real!
Why won’t you quit?
That man’s just a bum
He’s an alcoholic.

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A sad little tree
Made new by some friends
The true message of Christmas
You’ll hear by the end

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His mama’s so sick
She’s gonna die
If only these shoes
You’d help him to buy