“O Christmas Tree” Rewrite

This was one of my earliest rewrites; although, I didn’t actually write it down back then. Basically this is one of the earliest parody attempts I remember doing, but I still remember the words. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, How ever brown your branches. We bought you in the early fall. We didn’t water […]

‘Twas the Rewrite Before Christmas

Video: Po-Ed-ic Justice: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas Original Poem “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement Clarke Moore ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; Except there was someone wrapping last-minute gifts Trying to be silent but trying to be swift. The […]

Twelve Days of Pragmatic Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me a burger with some french fries On the second day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me two socks that go together …and a burger with some french fries On the third day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me three bars of soap […]

First John: Poetry Bible Edition

Word of Life, from the beginning                 We have heard Him                 We have seen Him                 We looked and we touched Life manifested to us from the Father                 What we witnessed, we proclaim  We fellowship with the Father                 And His Son Jesus Christ This is our joy. This is our message.                 […]