This was written in collaboration with 3 other people, inspired by the following songs: “SONG OF MY HEART” – Dave and Nicole Binion “WHO YOU SAY I AM” – Hillsong I once was a slave Bound by my sin Fighting a battle I never could win I’m no longer a slave But a child […]
Gonna eat a tasty pie
Gotta wear my festive tie
Imagination is the only true limit to being creative.
(To the tune of “Let It Snow”) Oh, YouTube is rather frightening, Watch people get hit by lightning, Better upload my video Watch my show! Watch my show! Watch my show! There are people who do dumb things, Even people who cannot sing. If you want one that’s full of win Think again! Think again! […]
This was one of my earliest rewrites; although, I didn’t actually write it down back then. Basically this is one of the earliest parody attempts I remember doing, but I still remember the words. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, How ever brown your branches. We bought you in the early fall. We didn’t water […]
On the first day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me a burger with some french fries On the second day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me two socks that go together …and a burger with some french fries On the third day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me three bars of soap […]
This idea spawned from a pun. There’s even a tune that’s probably just as bad. Murphy’s La is the name of this song It’s about all these things that could go wrong Your house could burn down when you step out You could be struck blind and stumble about An airplane could fall down from […]