(Parody of “Bad Blood” by Taylor Swift)

[Chorus]
Hey, listen up to these dad jokes
You know they’re not that bad, folks
So take a look at these puns
Yeah people, now we’ve got dad jokes, ha!
Now my family
They stopped talking to me
I’ve had relative silence
Yeah people, now we’ve got dad jokes, ha!
 
[Verse 1]
Did you hear about this?
How do conspiracy theorists acknowledge
Short wave radio? Tin foil good buddy.
Did you know seven
Days in a week? Sunday starts out strong
By the end energy is gone
And when energy’s gone, you feel weakened.
 
[Pre-Chorus]
So like a dad you
See the colorful puns with
Hue-man eyes
 
[Chorus]
Yeah people, now we’ve got dad jokes
You know they’re not that bad, folks
So take a look at these puns
Yeah people, now we’ve got dad jokes, ha!
My mom made lasagna
And it’s saying profound thoughts
She made a really deep dish
And people, now we’ve got dad jokes, ha!
 
[Verse 2]
Haystack thief went to jail
He got caught, now held without bale
A skillet’s color’s pantone
These kinds of jokes, you laugh or you groan
Getting started, we’re not through
Female sheep story is all about ewe
Ford filled with water’s a carpool
A cat’s favorite color is purr-ple
 
[Pre-Chorus]
So like a dad you
See the colorful puns with
Hue-man eyes
 
[Chorus]
Yeah people, now we’ve got dad jokes
You know they’re not that bad, folks
So take a look at these puns
Yeah people, now we’ve got dad jokes, ha!
TV shows are programs
But I don’t like to use metric
Word play, double meaning
So people, here are more dad jokes, ha!
 
[Bridge]
Lists about guns have bullet points
People with weed move their joints
A friar with Doritos is a chip monk
Lists about guns have bullet points
People with weed move their joints
A friar with Doritos is a chip monk
Like a well-cooked steak, we’re almost done
 
[Chorus]
Hey, listen up to these dad jokes
You know they’re not that bad, folks
So take a look at these puns
Yeah people, now we’ve got dad jokes, ha!
TV shows are programs
But I don’t like to use metric  (Don’t like metric)
Profound lasagna’s a deep dish
Yeah people, now we’ve got dad jokes, ha!
Yeah people, now we’ve got dad jokes
You know they’re not that bad, folks
So take a look at these puns (Look at these puns)
Yeah people, now we’ve got dad jokes, ha!
TV shows are programs
But I don’t like to use metric
Profound lasagna’s a deep dish
Now that’s all of our dad jokes, ha!