(Parody of “God Bless the U.S.A.” by Lee Greenwood) 🇺🇸

If tomorrow all the wings were gone
And I’d consumed all of the thighs
If I had to order food again
Maybe chicken with herbs and spice
 
I’d drive to my local bar
They’re giving them away
With the order of a beverage
It’s the special of the day
 
Now I’m having a heart attack
I have clogged arteries
But I won’t forgo the meat that’s fried
Just give a piece to me
‘Cause I’d gladly chow down all this food
Then I’d get a tummy ache
When I feel hungry
I’ll eat this food
Give me a juicy steak
 
From the cakes and many sodas
To the grills at Burger King
There are fries in every combo meal
You can have it your way
 
Some Detroit-style pizza
Or maybe fish filet
There’s food in every American’s cart
To fill their dinner plate
 
Now I’m having a heart attack
I have clogged arteries
But I won’t forgo the meat that’s fried
Just give a piece to me
‘Cause I’d gladly chow down all this food
Then I’d get a tummy ache
When I feel hungry
I’ll eat this food
Give me a juicy steak
 
Now I’m having a heart attack
I have clogged arteries
But I won’t forgo the meat that’s fried
Just give a piece to me
‘Cause I’d gladly chow down all my food
Then I’d get a tummy ache
When I feel hungry
I’ll eat this food
God bless this juicy steak