[Verse 1]
My child, you’re getting older
We work hard, trying to meet your needs
You once were our only
Now we’ve got another mouth to feed

[Pre-Chorus]
I just got baby vomit, on me
But this is just the price I will pay
I think most of the food is in my beard
And now I’ve gotta clean up your rear

[Chorus]
Changing diapers needs a wipe (or two)
I’ll wipe up pee and poo
To get them cleaner, this is my goal
Might have to change some clothes
My first pooper has a sibling
Sometimes a child is the second born

[Verse 2]
Please don’t cry, just laugh for me
I’ll be silly with faces I will make
But you laugh so hard your tummy
It makes a noise, empties out contents

[Pre-Chorus]
I just got baby vomit, on me
But this is just the price I will pay
I think most of the food is in my beard
And now I’ve gotta clean up your rear

[Chorus]
Changing diapers needs a wipe (or two)
I’ll wipe up pee and poo
To get them cleaner, this is my goal
Might have to change some clothes
My first pooper has a sibling
Sometimes a child is the second born

[Bridge]
You are my child
My poopy child

[Chorus]
Changing diapers needs a wipe (or two)
I’ll wipe up pee and poo
To get them cleaner, this is my goal
Might have to change some clothes
My first pooper has a sibling
Sometimes a child is the second born
Sometimes a child is the second born
Sometimes a child is the second born