Donald Trump Vows to Build Fourth Wall, Make Audience Pay for It

HOLLYWOOD, CA – After a recent tour of Universal Studios, Donald Trump told his supporters at a press conference, “It’s a disgrace in there. Every stage I saw has only three walls. I love Hollywood, but that’s no way to run a business. You can’t run a business with missing walls.” Trump was informed that […]

Watch My Show

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”) Oh, YouTube is rather frightening, Watch people get hit by lightning, Better upload my video Watch my show! Watch my show! Watch my show! There are people who do dumb things, Even people who cannot sing. If you want one that’s full of win Think again! Think again! […]

“O Christmas Tree” Rewrite

This was one of my earliest rewrites; although, I didn’t actually write it down back then. Basically this is one of the earliest parody attempts I remember doing, but I still remember the words. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, How ever brown your branches. We bought you in the early fall. We didn’t water […]

‘Twas the Rewrite Before Christmas

Video: Po-Ed-ic Justice: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas Original Poem “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement Clarke Moore ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; Except there was someone wrapping last-minute gifts Trying to be silent but trying to be swift. The […]

Twelve Days of Pragmatic Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me a burger with some french fries On the second day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me two socks that go together …and a burger with some french fries On the third day of Christmas, a pragmatist brought to me three bars of soap […]